Nude burglar leaps from rooftop, pleasures himself while being held at gunpoint.
A North Fort Myers, Florida man was tackled by a naked man who had leapt off his roof Monday evening - and the scene only got more bizarre from there.
Deputies were called just before 7 p.m. to deal with 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni of Venice.
The resident said he was lying in bed when he and his wife heard what sounded like thunder.
The man went outside and saw Bruni running around on the roof. He allegedly jumped off and onto the victim, hitting him in the shoulder and knocking him down.
Deputies say Bruni then ran into the house and pulled a large-screen TV off its stand and dumped the contents of a vacuum onto the floor.
Bruni then headed toward the couple's son's bedroom, where several guns were stored, so the man's wife fired three warning shots from a .38 revolver.
The arrest report says Bruni fell to the floor - but then began pleasuring himself.
The resident got a shotgun and held Bruni until two deputies arrived.
They cleared the home and tried to detain Bruni, who they describe as flailing his arms and legs and talking, but not making any sense.
He was taken to the hospital, but doctors told deputies they couldn't identify the substance Bruni was on during the incident.
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